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Heading to Northern Climes

There is a common misconception about people from the North of England, especially those from Yorkshire…

Glum, dour and particularly tight-fisted with a reluctance to part with their money. Granted, there is rarely a misplaced or dropped coin on a bar or the floor of a pub which doesn’t get lifted moments after it departs the owner’s pocket, but that doesn’t tell the whole story.

Yorkshire folk hate being ripped off and being conned. They especially don’t like the wool being pulled over their eyes. An Artisan filo pastry filled with cured Iberian chorizo and hand-grated Parmesan will set you back near a tenner in the Big Smoke, but a ham and cheese pasty would raise eyebrows if it was over the £3 mark outside the M25.

Notorious for being ludicrously expensive, Norway is one of my favourite places to perform and to visit without the instrument. There is little getting away from paying insane amounts of money in bars and for eating out. This country really tests these Yorkshire roots.


Trondheim city

I start this tour blog half way in Trondheim….

Having performed in Oslo, Klokkarstua, Elverum so far, we perform my favourite city in Norway. A real music city which is laced with moonshine, wide-eyed tourists on a budget and crazy alternative folk. The Svartlamon area is where we perform which is a squatted neighbourhood with an Anarchist bookshop, pub, a couple of shops and what was once Europe’s largest self-built wooden structure, now a living space. The city feels to me like a second home and its people are as welcoming as ever and the show in the bookshop was fun, intimate and rewarding. Later that evening we visit the UFFA, a squat venue which is a large building hosting a benefit show for the Karlsøyafestivalen, our final destination for this tour in Northern Norway. As ever, the UFFA is hosting a show with a number of noise/hardcore/metal bands which are punishingly loud in the small room. The noise was fantastic.

After a small break in Trondheim, we prize ourselves away on a late evening overnight train to Bodø, arriving in around the pleasant enough time of 9:15am. The journey was better than expected but still cramped and tedious but made slightly more comfortable with the offer of blanket, eye mask and self inflating pillow from NSB, the Norwegian rail company. This was only part of the journey to the next show on the remote Lofoten Islands, now within the Arctic Circle. Lofoten is a series of islands linked by roads which jut out into the North Sea 150 miles from the mainland. After a three hour boat journey we had to get two buses lasting around 4 hours in total from the Western part to the Central part of the islands. It took around 18 hours in total to get to this show.


Lofoten Islands

The next day would beat that time-wise but it would be way more comfortable. After another couple of bus journeys we meet the Hurtigruten at Svolvær port. Hurtigruten is the boat that serves the jagged coast line of this country. I’m not a fan of long boat journeys, especially overnight ones but this has more of a pleasant and relaxed vibe than ferries with commercial purpose such as Hull-Zeebrugge which comprises of tired and pissed off lorry drivers and pissed up Brits on Lads weekends. This has the feel of a cruise boat for tourists wishing to see Norway with the safety of not getting too close to its changeable weather. As expected the scenery was phenomenal and the storm she navigated through made for good photos. This would be a 24 hour journey to Tromsø.

The festival itself has been promoted along the way with venues stocking posters and word of it has spread as we meet people along the way attending. Another boat awaits to the island which is hosting the festival. Since the late 60s the island has been a haven for a myriad of folk seeking an alternative life and the island seems to be pretty well-known across Norway. There is even a folk song about the island. After putting our tent up which seems to be missing pegs, we source some twigs to hold it down and hope for the best. An announcement was made by one of the people who have been involved with the island and the festival and now with the event in its 50th consecutive year, this is a tremendous achievement for any festival, let alone one so remote. We’re reminded this is an event that is anti-Capitalist, anti-corporate and continues to push for an alternative. One thing that shocked me with this politicised event is the amount of whale meat for sale. This is a culture clash for sure and I am reminding myself that this is a far cry away from Northern England. Also speaking to some of the locals there was more of an anti-EU sentiment than what would be from a young British left, which I gather is to do with fishing regulations and of course, whaling which is banned by the EU.

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Leaving Karlsøyafestivalen at the ferry port

The festival seemed to run smoothly and as far as I could see, a real DIY ethic was present and everybody seemed to muck out one way or another (weather permitting) and the music was eclectic, exciting and unique. From Sámi pop music to noise bands. Sámi are the last indigenous’ peoples of Europe who span Northern Sweden, Norway and Finland who still have their own cultures and traditions, though now they live in houses and have ‘real’ jobs…definitely not a roaming tribe image that is portrayed by the tourist board. Even road signs in certain areas are in Sámi. Myself and Jørgen, my tour buddy, stood out as the solo performers and I was one of the few who sang in English…I think there was more Sámi than English sung there.

From 7am beach raves and catching the midnight sun on the island’s highest point, Karlsøyafestivalen is a unique festival. The location is enough of a draw regardless of its vibe and musical offerings. If you’re up for a festival that has a DIY ethic and you want something very unique, it’s pretty hard to beat. ’til next time, Norway.

Johnny x

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What Next for British Culture?


Britain was THE great exporter of the world from the Manchester cotton mills which were reputed to plume with smoke and factories that were deafening to work in, Sheffield would lay claim to the steel industry and London, the centre of the Empire, was and still is a bustling hotbed of creativity and innovation.

Being the first industrialised country, Britain was ahead of many of its counterparts and many flocked to the country for work and to be part of this dynamic part of the world, and where the action lie.

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Dole queue in Northern England

Elected in the late 70s, Thatcher went ahead with her notion of exporting as much of the industry that created Britain’s wealth overseas, or just dismantling it. This time will be noted for posterity by the bands that emerged from this era such as The Smiths, Joy Division, The Pogues and the like. They all painted a picture of a gloomy Britain, one that was oppressed by Thatcherism and council estates ran rife with poverty. You can still see the remnants of this past in many S.Yorkshire areas which still haven’t recovered from the era of the Miner’s Strikes in the mid 80s. The songs and the culture surrounding that decade defined Britain at the time and when I go abroad performing shows and tell them I’m from England, people are still enamoured by the songs and culture of this era.

There were many things that Thatcher wouldn’t dare try to privatise, some of which were the dole (welfare) and the NHS. The bands from this era, up to The Stone Roses and Happy Mondays in the late 80s/early 90s, have all mentioned that they wouldn’t be where they were if it wasn’t for the dole. The dole at that time offered some sort of respite for artists and musicians who were between jobs or even touring as you could sign on at any jobcentre across the country. I’ve even heard personal accounts of organising tours making sure you could sign on in a jobcentre along the way.

In ’97 there was a new wave of optimism in Britain and after nearly two decades of Tory rule, a Labour government rose to power.

noel and blair

I was only 10 at the time and I remember a sense of optimism in the air, briefly. Such things as child tax credit, minimum wages were introduced transforming the lives of everyone. Or everyone who lived on my street. It seems ludicrous to think back that Noel Gallagher entered Downing Street to speak to Tony Blair about launching a new type of benefit which if you were a musician, it enabled you a certain amount of flexibility and freedom whilst getting your benefits. This is the first time a government has accepted that there isn’t such a thing as an apprenticeship into the arts, just hard graft and time. I’ve encountered a couple of people who are 10 years older than me who have benefited from this.

Blair’s government began to export culture as Britain’s new identity. ‘Cool’ Britannia was the new image, where we exported a notion that Britain was where it was ‘happening’, and it was. Where once we made ships and cars for the world we would now flog Britpop and Lara Croft.

I would be one of the last generations of people to make a living out of music by building myself up from the dole, as times were easier 5-10 years ago. I make no bones about this or hide this fact, you need a certain amount of time to create, which a ‘normal’ job wouldn’t allow for a full-time creative project. I wonder where the flourish of British music will come from now as it’s impossible to juggle the benefit system with a music career. Even Arts Council grants are being slashed. I read an article once where in the early 90s around 70% of music in the charts were musicians from working class backgrounds, in the mid noughties, under 40%. There is a definite correlation here. Times aren’t so optimistic as they were in ’97 for creatives.

But perhaps in these times of immense uncertainly under Brexit, the idea that hard times bring great art might be the only silver lining…however, that’s if we choose to make it.

Johnny x

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Thoughts on the upcoming UK / Ireland tour…

Since the ‘official’ release of ‘Hook, Line & Sinker’ in late 2015, the release hasn’t had its tour of the UK yet… March will be its time…

I find releasing a record a lengthy and quite draining process. Preparation will have occurred at least a year in advance of release and once it has been released for public consumption, there is still a lot of promotion to be done for tours and reviews etc.

There is no doubt that the world of a musician is changing rapidly. Advancements in technology and how we reach a ‘fanbase’ are ever-changing and I have only just succumbed to using a touch screen phone. This technological Luddite has made peace with the fact that he will never be up to date with technology and staying ‘one step ahead of the game’. There are fantastic ways that the technology we have can link us all across the globe and help us reach and connect with new people (those who read my posts may recall my Latvian super-fan called Monika) and I believe that Facebook and even Twitter has had its time to some degree as a social media platform as they sensor posts and encourage you to pay a fee to reach more people. There is over-saturation and the social media bigwigs realise that.

Even doing a world tour for the Mainstream artists doesn’t have the same gravitas as it once did, streamed concerts and uploads onto Youtube kill any kind of anticipation and mystique of set list and arrangement.

But for the DIY artist, I believe a ‘back to basis’ route is possibly the simplest and most effective way of creating a buzz in your area for a tour. The March UK / Ireland tour will be in England / Northern Ireland / Ireland with a couple of gigs in Yorkshire and none in the south of England. (That’s in September). As musicians (and promoters) we don’t often get out as much as we’d like to shows but it is very important. Not only to support your scene, pick up new ideas, influences and of course, if you don’t attend your friends’ shows, how can you blame them for not attending yours? In a DIY scene there has to be give and take. It is that simple.

Me and Tim Holehouse will be starting the short 11 day run of shows in ‘home town’ Huddersfield. ‘Home town’ shows are something I have a love/hate relationship with because as a touring artist, I don’t believe that the place where I decide to pay rent is the place where I garner a baying audience who ”Just can’t get enough” to quote an 80’s Synth-Pop band. Also if the place you decide to call ‘home’ has little or no scene, performing a ‘home town’ show isn’t likely to be worthwhile. Musicians will often use their ‘home town’ to end or start a tour to create a buzz and can often guarantee a sizeable crowd. Luckily Huddersfield has a number of venues where original music can get well attended and there is a healthy alternative scene, but as will all scenes, it can be fragmented and the dots haven’t joined up yet so to speak. Nothing is guaranteed.

I haven’t performed in Huddersfield for nearly a year as I knew that it would be my first show since the release (preparation a year in advance) and I’ve enlisted Kieran O’Malley and Karl Senior for duties on Cajon and Violin to create more of a ‘show’. Support will be Satteli, a Alpine melody duo from Holmfirth. As for the shows that are out of my physical reach, posters, flyers, social media and word of mouth have to be the way of spreading the word.

There is still a lot of preparation for this show (a video release and press coverage planned) and whilst that isn’t ‘back to basics’, making appearances at shows to spread the word, obligatory posters and flyers etc will play their part. I hope the preparation will pay off!

Johnny x

HUDDERSFIELD @ Small Seeds (formerly Bar 122) 8pm doors – £5/4 entry OTD



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Hook, Line and Sinker release and the ‘Alternative’…

So, here’s another self-obsessed blog post by another DIY musician instafacetwittering for the approval of others while trying to promote their new release with no backing from agents, labels or Arts Council funds. Yes… and no…

Contrary to what is lamented and blown out of proportion in music (auto)biographies where a front-man/singer/songwriter in a band for years craves to release a solo record and finally relishes the opportunity because ”I can put down what I really feel now, man” or some other equally stomach-churning diatribe that serves to build up the ‘Myth of the Man’, it may come as some surprise that I wasn’t necessarily compelled with or struck with an immense creative urgency to release my début solo record.

Songs had been festering for a while I admit, but some riffs (Blue Mountains) lay dormant for years. In fact I must have written the Guitar riff well over seven years ago…but I digress. I started recording in October 2014 with a friend of mine at his home studio. A couple of days to lay down the Guitar and vocals for the songs and working on it from there. A few tweaks in the future with the vocals and doing re-takes…it’s a lengthy enough process.

What I was apprehensive about with releasing a record is simply the way we consume and interact with music these days. On average, people will listen to 15-30 seconds of a track and make a judgement before skipping tracks. Imagine if you did that with Pink Floyd or I Am The Resurrection by The Stone Roses. Yes, as a musician, you want to get your work out there, but with so many outlets to spread your product and the days of listening to a record all the way through (god forbid) are now confined to the dusty box filled with such gems as ”The days when you could leave your door open”. Is there really any point to release another musical interlude into the ether? After all, videos, music and more are being uploaded every second making it a commodity and while the World Wide Web is a true democracy, it is open to a lot of these problems. As everything is expected to be free, it diminishes the countless hours of work put into it, production costs and more…

Rant, rant, rant…come on, get to your point….

It may be tempting to wait in line for the next Bob Dylan release to keep your collection up to date regardless of the quality he puts out (£400 for a box set of every musical brain fart he’s had from 1965-’66 available now!) but if we can tear ourselves away from bolstering Dylan’s lifestyle, supporting localised events and projects, music, theatre etc, must be the way forward right?

edward tubbs

Research on spending by local authorities shows that for every £1 spent with a small or medium-sized business 63p stayed in the local economy, compared to 40p with a larger business. When I put on my own shows, I try my utmost to support the right venue. Bar 122 in Huddersfield was started by ‘Stevo’ who built from the ground up, supports underground artists, national and touring artists and manages to keep his drink/food prices at a competitive and affordable level. This is not a corporate venue and has been a lifeblood of the town for a long time and continues to support the local economy this way. In this past year I put on a show at a corporate venue where drink prices were over £4.50 a pint and because the show didn’t manage to cover itself by ticket sales (booking the room fee, soundman, bartenders) and as soon as I stepped offstage I was handed a bill of £3.20 to the venue. It is little things like this that remind me that personality, familiarity and supporting the right people will hopefully pay off for all of us. Grow your own, support the scene and create communities!

Johnny x

Hook, Line and Sinker will be released Friday 9th October via /

UK Tour March 2015…the way to tour?

San Francisco gig

So far I’ve toured in mainland Europe 5 times, and just the UK once. Of course, most of my gigging has been on these shores, but touring, is a very different matter. For a DIY artist with no financial backing, arts funding or simply being chauffeured around by the ones closest to you, the UK is a much harder place to do this. Why?

I have to go back to March 2014 when I started planning my first DIY UK tour, for about two weeks with a few stop gaps across the south of England in September 2014. A festival date to start off the tour would/could fund part of the trip and I would have to call on favours of friends to stop overnight between shows. What was the key in this, is to make sure my shows weren’t too far away from a certain base. A 50 odd mile radius between them from a certain point seemed like a good distance. You’ll find out why shortly, but apart from a Bristol to London, then out to Kent trip which was unavoidable, (where I created a second ‘base’) I stuck to this idea’s principles.

A problem first arose when I started the tour. One of the venues on the latter stages of the tour (one of the first that I booked 5-6 months previous) their replies and correspondence was becoming non-existent. It turned out the promoter of the venue had left and simply hadn’t replied to acts. After a few phone calls I made sure the show was still on and convinced the venue to let me sleep in the place or I would be homeless for the night. The people running it were very helpful and kind, but I got the feeling it was hard for them.

The following day after this gig, I find the venue of the night has been closed down. For some time. So I travel from the place I was instead to Brighton. How I had planned this tour was a cluster of shows in the S.East and the S.West. A ‘base’ in Exeter with a ‘base’ in Brighton with friends where I could stop for a day or two extra if really needed.

After the tour was over I had time to reflect on what I could have done better in preparation. I came to the conclusion that there was little else I could have done. The UK transport system is one of the main obstacles, and one of the major reasons of my 50 mile radius from a ‘base’ idea. You must pre-book train tickets three months in advance to get the deals, at irregular times, and possibly not the ones you need. If a gig fell through (generally within the last couple of weeks leading up to performance) the pre-booked train ticket wouldn’t be of any use. Paying an extra tenner on the day is not too bad to make sure you have your gig. Car sharing websites are possible too, though you would have to keep a regular eye on who is driving where and when in advance and leading up to departure. Coaches like National Express and Megabus are favourites with musicians but only go to certain destinations. It is preferable to orchestrate a tour around a ‘base’, ideally a place with good transport links to a number of venues, to basically cover yourself, and to make sure you don’t book so many pre-booked coaches and trains that you’ll have spent £££ months before your tour starts. Remember too, that early-midweek gigs are the hardest to find so a comfortable, welcoming environment you can stay a night or three is essential if you’re going to maintain your tour. And unless you’re teetotal or have a low metabolism, you’ll have to buy plenty of food and a few drinks along the way too.

Here is my upcoming UK tour. Keeping with the same principles, and having the privilege of a tour partner who is performing and driving on shows 12th, 14th, 18th – 22nd, I’m sure there’ll be a couple of new obstacles to overcome which in my next blog after this will be looking back at the tour.

Mar 06 New Hellfire Club, Glasgow, United Kingdom
Mar 07 Forest Cafe Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Mar 08 Wee Folk Club Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Mar 12 The Dolphin Wellington, United Kingdom
Mar 14 Lord Nelson Brighton, United Kingdom
Mar 15 Odd Bar Manchester, United Kingdom
Mar 18 The Sun Inn Llangollen, United Kingdom
Mar 19 The Robert Gillow Lancaster, United Kingdom
Mar 20 Fox & Goose Hebden Bridge, United Kingdom
Mar 21 Unity Folk Festival Wakefield, United Kingdom
Mar 22 Tallulah’s Bedale, United Kingdom
Mar 28 The Grove Inn Leeds, United Kingdom
Mar 29 Bilsdale Folk @ Blackwell Ox Carlton, United Kingdom

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